February 2010
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junekang:
liuliu:
It’s like June and Jamie’s favorite things together …
You are so on point Christine :)
HAHAHA. Very nice, very nice.
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Car ride to J.J. Bakery
Christy: Do YOU know your times tables?
Me: Why yes.
Christy: What's...four times nine?
Me: Thirty-six.
Christy: Six times eight?
Me: Forty-eight.
Christy: Um...eleven times twelve?
Me: One twenty-one.
Christy: WRONG!!! It's ONE THIRTY-TWO. -hyped up- Okay, my turn, test me! Quick! Like this! -attempts to snap-
Me: Uuuuummmmm, what's twelve times twelve?
Christy: OH! I KNOW! ONE FOR-FEE FOUR! I MEAN, POR-FEE FOUR. I MEAN, FOR-DEE FOUR!
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Anything other than yes is no, anything other than...
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As I was praying for you, I was confused, hurt,...
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Me: It's okay, Mom, I can wear the sluttiest thing and not look slutty. So this dress is okay.
Mother: Mm, yeah, that is kind of true.
Mother: -picks all the hot red tubes off the rack-
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Me: How does this look?
Mother: It looks like a pathetic attempt to look like a slut. If you're going to look slutty, do it right, with some grace. You look like you're trying too hard.
Me: Aw. Why is it so hard looking trashy?
Mother: -shrugs-
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Sentimentality is a euphemism for weakness.
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Roses
(This was on the package Jon gave me yesterday.)
Red: love, respect White: innocence, purity Lavender: enchantment Pink: grace Yellow: joy, friendship Orange: desire, enthusiasm Peach: gratitude, admiration
Mr. B says that orange actually means fertility. My roses were orangish/peachish. Yay, fertility and admiration.
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Rain
It makes me want stay indoors with my sweats and green tea, though I know I have yet to buy a dress (I must go tomorrow, rain or shine.) It makes want to cuddle up in my bed and watch Roman Holiday with my grandmother. I can hear the dialogue through the wall connecting our two rooms. It makes me feel like I won’t have school tomorrow. I have no clue as to why. It just does. Simply put, it...
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Shall we call it "single" pessimism
June: So I was at Target and there was this whole aisle devoted to Valentine's Day.
Me: Ew.
June: The whole thing was pink. EVERYTHING. It was pink.
Me: Gross.
June: I was going to take a picture of it and send it to you.
Me: So that I can start gagging?
June: Mmhmm.
Me: Yeah, thanks.
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Christianity has become all cutesy and happy and yeeee. But that’s not...
– Pastor Bert Yun
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I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the...
– Shana Abé (via anditslove) (via brandydarling) (via toeverafter)
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LA Times praises Friday Night Lights because well,... →
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I am thankful for electricity
Actually, that would be an understatement. I love electricity. After surviving a 12-hour power outage today, I know, without a doubt, that I do not show my appreciation as much as it deserves. When I woke up this morning, it was pitch black until 7:30. I had no coffee because we couldn’t get our coffee machine to work. When I needed to print out directions, I had to do it the ghetto way and...
owen and christina forever
summakoh:
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please, lexie and sloan, work things out! :/
I’m so upset with everything that’s going on. Alex and Izzie, happy Meredith and Derek, Christina and Owen…ugh. I want Season One back. :(
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Values, values, values
Me: Everyone! June said to stay away from the windows!
Everyone: -panics- WHY?!?!?
Me: Lightning might strike and we can all die. Or something about hail, I can't remember which.
Christy: THIS IS LIKE 2012. OH MY GOD! UNNI, I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE GONE AND WATCHED IT.
Me: Yeah, uh, don't stay by the windows Christy. Okay, I'm going to go work on my Bio now.
Christy: AHHHHHHHH. I HAVE TO PACK MY IMPORTANT STUFF. -thunder- UUAAHHHHHH!
Me: Just take out your valuables Christy and place them in the hallway so they don't get zapped by lightning.
Christy: Mm.... -goes into room-
Christy: I'm done. -comes out with piggy bank, cell phone, and laptop-
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I hate talking on the phone.
(via theira)
True dat.
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If It Kills Me by Jason Mraz
Hello, tell me you know Yeah, you figured me out Something gave it away And it would be such a beautiful moment To see the look on your face To know that I know that you know now And baby that’s a case of my wishful thinking You know nothing Cause you and I Why, we go carrying on for hours, on and We get along much better Than you and your boyfriend Well all I really wanna do is...
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Really? How?
Dad: Wait, so you're the agent?
Agent: Yes...I am the agent.
Dad: -stares at the severely ps-ed picture of her-
Agent: -clears throat-
Dad: Wait...this is you?
Agent: Yes...
Dad: Really? You? (laughs) Wow.
Me: -dying- Dad...please...
Dad: Man, wow. Shed off a few years, eh?
Me: DAD...(crossing my fingers that he won't place the photo by her face)
Agent: (smiles and walks away)
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Almost ideal
Today has been beautiful thus far. My morning was filled with scrumptious Panera Bread bagels, Trader Joe’s coffee, naturally voluminous hair, and Saturday cleaning. After I went to go tutor and got my paycheck and came back to tutor Christy, who wants to become a lawyer “in order to wear cool hard suits and tell people they’re wrong when they’re actually right.” Then...
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I didn’t realize babies come with hats. You guys crack me up. You...
– Toby in West Wing, to his twin newborns
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Because I'm like a loser, riiight
Yeah, I’ve been getting a lot of angry calls/texts/conversations because I’ve just about broken a hundred promises of hanging out, talking, chilling, that sort of thing with friends. It’s just, I don’t think these people (could be you) understand. I’m really boring. I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t want to hang out with me.
I’m trying to figure it out,...